Folks, it’s been a busy week here in wack a-- Virginia. I swear sometimes living here feels like I'm on punishment EVERYDAY!! If this week was my mom, she would be lecturing while i sit screaming internally "BEAT ME NOW!!" just to get it over with.
This week started with a mission; the mission was: MORE ME TIME Or, more specifically: Keeping Charli at bay.
Funny enough, that mission really turned out to be a mission impossible. Oddly enough, I feel like I've been in a real life holiday song. Humming to the tune of the 12 days of Christmas.
"On the first day of this week my work day gave to me... "
- too much sh*t to do!
On the second day of this week my work day gave to me...
- 2 carrot cakes, and too much sh*t to do!
On the third day of this week my work day will give to me...
-3 middle fingers, 2 carrot cakes and too much sh*t to do!
It would be CRAZY for you to think that Charli didn't emerge from the shadows like Old dirty bastard in his music videos. She took to that free carrot cake like it was an all you can eat buffet. Just nasty with it...and had the audacity to eat a 300 calorie Lean Cuisine steam bag like it was a snack.
Life would be so simple without temptation. Yet, since there's a bunch of Charli supporters (haters)... I shall continue to weather the storm. Just know... I will prevail!!!
